REPORTING SIR!/MA'AM!

So I didn't get my hair right this morning, mainly because my parents were uninterested in repairing the hair flattener, and because they were going far away shopping/seeing grandmother. I still did my best using the hair dryer, I didn't found the result particularly exceptional but I took that.
I suspected my parents were coming back for lunch, so I hurried to grab my female clothes and stuff: my semi-tight jeans, a shirt and a belt I stole from my mother's wardrobe, my sandals, and of course something to eat.
I didn't want to risk crossing them on the road, so I found a street near the first store and dressed up there, and ate my lunch. Then I headed for the thrift store, and waiting in the parking. And waited. And waited. And waited. It's been 30 min already, I should go. And wait, and wait. I was mostly freaking out because I forgot my voice recorder since I wanted to double-check my voice. 48 minutes, I get out of my car, sigh, and head for the entrance. There are about 12 persons at the entrance talking, it made me really nervous... I walk and no reaction. I enter the store, and start avoiding people. I was still nervous and shook for the first 20 minutes. I built myself a set after a while: A shirt, tight pants and sandals, in the white/silver/black color range, anyway I'll see if I can post a pic about it later.
I started getting nervous again at the cashier, I was talking too low and asked me to repeat, but it didn't seem to have caused more trouble than that. 40 bucks.
I exited the store, heading for my car and felt like I had just lifted 200lbs x 15 reps.

Next destination: The shopping mall
I get nervous again, for some reason. I enter the Wal-Mart because I ended up parking in from of it and went to the ladies' bathroom, and got nervous (again) just because an old man was walking near the door. I cleared my mind and entered, I saw no girl, so I entered a cabin, used the toilet (I should have written: "penis was here"), and changed to my newly purchased set. I hid my masculine parts as they were tight pants, and was too nervous to get out of the cabin while a girl was still there... I didn't want to get called a freak. So I just used the female bathroom incognito. :/
Time to buy a handbag? It is a very feminine article and allows you to store a lot of stuff... my shirt and pants had no pockets so I barely had a choice anymore ahahah. One of the two selling girls was in my classes. I got nervous again. I avoided speaking as I didn't want to sound like a turd. After a little while I found one of my taste for $18. The saleswoman ma'am me; victory!

I walked further heading for Ardène, a girl shop. My FtM friend told me to buy hair extension and said they should have some there. On my way I met another girl on my class, one I talked much more with during last semester, she was with her boyfriend and did see my face. It doesn't look like she recognized me though. At Ardène I was more confident about my voice and my look. I ended up buying hair extensions and a headband ($20 total). There was a little boy, he was scared of the tall woman, aww... that made me smile. Woops, I think my male parts didn't stay in place and started to become visible, time to go! ^^'
After that I headed back home and stopped on a desert road to shift back to male again. Even now I have trouble no speaking as a girl.

Oh well, day was fun! I ended up spending $85, which is pretty much what I thought I would spend.

EDIT: I looked so ridiculous when walking with simple female sandals ahahaha! I wasn't holding them so they dropped off my feet.